The Czech-born babe Petra Bryant is living proof that blondes do have more fun. At least, it looks like she’s having fun in all her photographs, since it’s impossible to find a photo of Petra without her flashing the charismatic and sexy smile that Mr. Skin has grown to adore. Splitting her time between the Czech Republic and London since the late 90’s, Petra even dated Laszlo Cravensworth from What We Do In The Shadows himself, Matt Berry at one point while living in the UK. But she’s too sexy to live in some funny guy’s shadow. Making a name for herself, Petra made an explosive acting debut, portraying a lap dancer in the 2006 television flick thriller The Best Man. The best man is the actor who got to experience that lap loving from Petra, and get paid for it! She also played a hooker we’d have cracked our piggy bank for in Eastern Promises (2007). But despite the promise of these flicks, Petra’s sexiest role to date is her work in the crime thriller The Disappearance of Lenka Wood (2014). Though she doesn’t get nude in the film, she does sport a couple revealing outfits that tease, please and are sure to make your wood appear. From black underwear to a floral bikini, whenever Miss Bryant was on screen as Lenka, we sure wish she would have take her clothes off. Petra has largely been sticking with horror movies like My Guardian Angel (2016), The Convent (2018), and most recently in the British Christmas themed horror anthology Nightmare on 34th Street (2022). She did appear in an episode of the UK’s version of Modern Love, but we’re still waiting for Miss Bryant to make her nude debut, hopefully in the midst of some sweet, sweet lovemaking. But even in her most safe for work stuff, Petra Bryant will have you petting yourself!
